Arriving for her artificial insemination, Mrs. Aldiss was surprised when the attendant locked the door behind them and began taking off his clothes.

"And just what do you think you're doing?" she demanded.

"Sorry," said the young man, "but we're all out of the bottled stuff. I've got to give you draft."


Can I do a kegstand at your tap, Rick?

*wink*


But of course! You're very welcome to! :P


mmmmm....yum :)


I hope so. :P


That is hilarious! 8^) I have to tell my Dad. He'll get a total kick out of that!


I thought so...my friend Brett has pasted it to me on AIM yesterday. :P

Whoohoo! I think this is the first time you've commented in my LJ. :)





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