This is crazy. Oddly enough, where ever the person got their email list to spam, it has two of my addresses on it even.

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actually, i think ive gotten that one.
hahahaa.


weird!



Good lord (no pun intended). Do they actually expect their audience to be interested in reading that entire thing when they're spamming them with it? If I got that in my inbox, I might read it all the way through, just for humour value :P.

(Wouldn't something like "Islam is the one true way [website]" or even "Go Islam! [website]" get their point across too? I dunno.)


I wouldn't read that purely because it's 1 freaking giant block of text with no paragraphs.
Ow. My head.





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