[2002.04.08.08.20.22] <Medlir> Medlir ist das bomb.
[2002.04.08.08.20.23] <mousework> babelfish?
[2002.04.08.08.20.27] <mousework> heh
[2002.04.08.08.20.32] <N00dleBoy> What about babelfish?
[2002.04.08.08.20.37] <mousework> i dunno
[2002.04.08.08.20.40] <mousework> just came to mind
[2002.04.08.08.20.45] <Medlir> It's a fish, you put it in your ear.
[2002.04.08.08.20.45] <N00dleBoy> That's all the "important" stuff I learned during the few german classes I took
[2002.04.08.08.20.53] <N00dleBoy> DAS AFFE IST MEIN GOTT!
[2002.04.08.08.20.58] <reema> ????????????????
[2002.04.08.08.21.08] <N00dleBoy> I've heard that before Medlir... and it turned out to be a phatty cock.
[2002.04.08.08.21.18] <N00dleBoy> I was q-tipping out man-chowder for WEEKS
[2002.04.08.08.21.20] <Medlir> haha
[2002.04.08.08.21.24] <mousework> www.qtipworld.com
[2002.04.08.08.21.32] <mousework> will do the redesign today, maybe
[2002.04.08.08.21.34] <mousework> or not
[2002.04.08.08.21.35] <mousework> damn
[2002.04.08.08.21.43] <mousework> maybe by the end of the week
[2002.04.08.08.21.45] <Medlir> You sound like me. :D
[2002.04.08.08.21.57] <mousework> I am medlir
[2002.04.08.08.21.59] <N00dleBoy> I paint up my penis and wedge two q-tips in the pee-hole and pretend he's a drummer for Led Zepplin
[2002.04.08.08.22.03] *** mousework is now known as MedIir
[2002.04.08.08.22.05] <Medlir> "but soon the night will bring the..." panis? penis?
[2002.04.08.08.22.19] <MedIir> hahahaha
[2002.04.08.08.22.20] <Medlir> mouse is me!
[2002.04.08.08.22.21] <N00dleBoy> PENISISISES!
[2002.04.08.08.22.26] <Medlir> I am mouse!
[2002.04.08.08.22.28] <MedIir> I dont like penises
[2002.04.08.08.22.31] *** N00dleBoy is now known as Med1ir
[2002.04.08.08.22.37] <Med1ir> I'm us too!
[2002.04.08.08.22.38] * MedIir shakes Medlir's hand
[2002.04.08.08.22.42] <MedIir> I am we!
[2002.04.08.08.22.42] <Medlir> I don't believe myself.
[2002.04.08.08.22.47] <MedIir> Women's entertainment!
[2002.04.08.08.22.50] <Medlir> I am the Walrus?
[2002.04.08.08.22.59] <Med1ir> Don't shake our hand! We've been touching our wang-o-matic babywand!
[2002.04.08.08.23.03] * MedIir coocoocachoo
[2002.04.08.08.23.11] <Medlir> I touch it frequently.
[2002.04.08.08.23.17] <MedIir> I dont have one
[2002.04.08.08.23.19] <Med1ir> I enjoy being the Egg Man, personally.
[2002.04.08.08.23.32] <Med1ir> Yes we do MedIir.
[2002.04.08.08.23.33] <MedIir> and one is the lonliest
[2002.04.08.08.23.44] <Medlir> 2 is also
[2002.04.08.08.23.46] <Med1ir> You are we as we are I and I have a wang-o-matic babywand
[2002.04.08.08.24.07] <MedIir> babywand?
[2002.04.08.08.24.10] <MedIir> to fuck babies?
[2002.04.08.08.24.13] <Medlir> It makes babies?
[2002.04.08.08.24.16] <Med1ir> Exactly
[2002.04.08.08.24.19] <Med1ir> It's magical!
[2002.04.08.08.24.23] <Medlir> Sheesh.
[2002.04.08.08.24.26] <Med1ir> Everyone says the "miracle" of life
[2002.04.08.08.24.29] <Med1ir> Miracles = Magic
[2002.04.08.08.24.32] *** reema has left #livejournal
[2002.04.08.08.24.34] <Medlir> haha
[2002.04.08.08.24.35] <Med1ir> Wands are used in magic
[2002.04.08.08.24.37] <Med1ir> WE WIN AGAIN!
[2002.04.08.08.24.49] <MedIir> i think i missed something
[2002.04.08.08.25.04] <Med1ir> Medlir has defeated all opponents!
[2002.04.08.08.25.08] <Med1ir> Medlir is victorious!!
[2002.04.08.08.25.12] <Medlir> "We" being the Legion of Allied Medlir Entertainment
[2002.04.08.08.25.18] <Medlir> Or L.A.M.E. for short.
[2002.04.08.08.25.21] <Med1ir> (please insert 25 cents to continue)
[2002.04.08.08.25.43] <MedIir> All your medlir are belong to us
[2002.04.08.08.25.44] <MedIir> make your time
[2002.04.08.08.25.50] <MedIir> you have no chance to survive
[2002.04.08.08.25.54] * Medlir inserts 25c into Med1ir's arse.
[2002.04.08.08.26.00] <Med1ir> For great Medlir, take off every 'Zig
[2002.04.08.08.26.07] * Med1ir continues!
[2002.04.08.08.27.07] <Med1ir> The only thing that bothers me about us is the fact that we continue to beat our scrotum with sticks to make it bloat
[2002.04.08.08.27.17] <Medlir> We do?
[2002.04.08.08.27.24] <Medlir> Do we also inject saline?
[2002.04.08.08.27.30] <MedIir> mmm, saline
[2002.04.08.08.27.37] <MedIir> or 5% dextrose?!
[2002.04.08.08.28.02] <Medlir> Redi-Wip!
[2002.04.08.08.28.12] <Med1ir> Yes, Redi-wip
[2002.04.08.08.28.19] *** Mazzie (~kimberley@132.236.174.104) has joined channel #livejournal
[2002.04.08.08.28.23] <MedIir> When a Medlir comes along, you must whip it
[2002.04.08.08.28.25] <MedIir> whip it good
[2002.04.08.08.28.28] * MedIir hugs Mazzie
[2002.04.08.08.28.29] <Med1ir> It doubles as fake load-age when we blast people with our Man-Chowder Cannon
[2002.04.08.08.28.37] * Med1ir hugs Mazzie too
[2002.04.08.08.28.37] * Mazzie gets her riding crop
[2002.04.08.08.28.52] <Mazzie> I mean, good morning, medli(1)r(s)
[2002.04.08.08.28.56] <Mazzie> :D
[2002.04.08.08.29.02] <MedIir> heheh
[2002.04.08.08.29.01] <Med1ir> We are Medlir of Medlir
[2002.04.08.08.29.06] <Med1ir> Do you come in Medlir?
[2002.04.08.08.29.15] <Mazzie> huh huh huh come
[2002.04.08.08.29.21] * MedIir comes
[2002.04.08.08.29.25] * Mazzie ducks
[2002.04.08.08.29.46] <Med1ir> Scrotie-yums! Lightly frosted scrotums!
[2002.04.08.08.29.47] * MedIir aims
[2002.04.08.08.29.55] <Med1ir> Part of this cumplete breakfast
[2002.04.08.08.29.58] * Med1ir scores!
[2002.04.08.08.30.17] <Medlir> Med[l,1,I]ir
[2002.04.08.08.30.18] <Med1ir> If you miss the first shot, squeeze out some of that Redi-wip.
[2002.04.08.08.30.29] <Med1ir> Med?ir
[2002.04.08.08.30.34] * Mazzie is blinking
[2002.04.08.08.30.36] <Med1ir> Use wildcards to make things interesting
[2002.04.08.08.30.38] <Mazzie> what are you smoking?
[2002.04.08.08.30.43] * Med1ir helps Mazzie blink
[2002.04.08.08.30.43] <MedIir> you
[2002.04.08.08.30.49] <Mazzie> mmm I wish
[2002.04.08.08.30.50] * MedIir smokes Mazzie
[2002.04.08.08.30.53] <Med1ir> Actually, we are smoking cock here.
[2002.04.08.08.30.56] <Mazzie> nothing like morning smoking
[2002.04.08.08.30.57] <MedIir> Not me
[2002.04.08.08.30.59] <MedIir> I have no cock
[2002.04.08.08.31.04] <MedIir> remember... no hand jobs?
[2002.04.08.08.31.06] <Med1ir> Doesn't mean you can't smoke it.
[2002.04.08.08.31.09] <Medlir> Hopefully mine. :|
[2002.04.08.08.31.31] * Mazzie looks furitively around for help
[2002.04.08.08.31.33] <MedIir> But you have to have a hand or two to smoke something
[2002.04.08.08.31.34] <MedIir> heh
[2002.04.08.08.31.46] <MedIir> *** Mazzie is now known as M3dlir
[2002.04.08.08.32.13] <Medlir> Medlim?
[2002.04.08.08.32.25] <MedIir> ridleM
[2002.04.08.08.32.27] <Med1ir> Mooklir!
[2002.04.08.08.32.33] <MedIir> moolir!
[2002.04.08.08.32.36] <Med1ir> Mooklir!
[2002.04.08.08.32.38] <Medlir> Medlin?
[2002.04.08.08.32.48] <Med1ir> Masturbatir
[2002.04.08.08.33.02] <Mazzie> did you ... sleep last night?
[2002.04.08.08.33.09] <Med1ir> I most certainly did.
[2002.04.08.08.33.13] <Medlir> I didn't, I can't speak for them.
[2002.04.08.08.33.26] <Med1ir> No, you speak for all of me when you speak.
[2002.04.08.08.33.28] <Med1ir> Silly us.
[2002.04.08.08.33.58] <Med1ir> Silly Medlir, cock is for Artyste!
[2002.04.08.08.34.21] <Medlir> I offered him MedlirPr0n, he didn't accept.
[2002.04.08.08.34.29] <Medlir> I even took a few new pictures the other day.
[2002.04.08.08.34.37] <MedIir> He was afraid of that lucious ass on google
[2002.04.08.08.34.40] <Medlir> Cyndi told me to post one on nakedwarped to scare Julie.
[2002.04.08.08.34.45] <Med1ir> Our ass is damn sexy
[2002.04.08.08.35.01] <Med1ir> I really enjoy spending quality time with our ass.
[2002.04.08.08.35.10] <Med1ir> Or sitting with our ass in front of a crackling fire...
[2002.04.08.08.35.17] <Med1ir> watching the light glimmer off it...
[2002.04.08.08.35.21] <Med1ir> slowly caress...
[2002.04.08.08.35.23] <Med1ir> ummm...
[2002.04.08.08.35.23] <Medlir> Our ass is not to be invaded!
[2002.04.08.08.35.43] * Med1ir jabs a flagpole into our ass
[2002.04.08.08.35.48] <Med1ir> I claim this ass for France!
[2002.04.08.08.36.02] <Medlir> Hey now, none of that.
[2002.04.08.08.36.13] <Med1ir> But... I thought we liked the French?
[2002.04.08.08.36.14] <Medlir> People can smoke our cock, but they can't invade our ass.
[2002.04.08.08.36.25] <Med1ir> It wasn't an invasion.
[2002.04.08.08.36.28] <Mazzie> fuck the french
[2002.04.08.08.36.30] <Med1ir> It was a colonization
[2002.04.08.08.36.35] <Med1ir> We do fuck the French
[2002.04.08.08.36.37] * Med1ir smiles slyly
[2002.04.08.08.38.04] <Medlir> I want something to eat that isn't cock or ass.
[2002.04.08.08.38.15] <MedIir> mouse?
[2002.04.08.08.38.55] <Med1ir> Mouse is good.
[2002.04.08.08.39.09] <MedIir> Now that you mention it... I am sort of hungry myself.
[2002.04.08.08.39.09] * Medlir eats mouse who isn't here.
[2002.04.08.08.39.14] *** MedIir is now known as mousework
[2002.04.08.08.39.21] * Med1ir eats mouse who is here
[2002.04.08.08.39.31] * mousework is eaten
[2002.04.08.08.39.43] * Med1ir is spent
[2002.04.08.08.39.48] <mousework> Well, I need to do work type things.
[2002.04.08.08.39.48] <mousework> Bye all
[2002.04.08.08.39.53] <Medlir> Laters
[2002.04.08.08.40.02] *** Signoff: mousework (and it is time to say goodbye. *waves*)
[2002.04.08.08.40.13] *** Med1ir is now known as N00dleBoy
[2002.04.08.08.40.16] * Medlir will now post all of this on LJ.
[2002.04.08.08.40.22] <N00dleBoy> Now, back to weaving my butt-hair into rugs!
[2002.04.08.08.40.28] <Mazzie> i get it
[2002.04.08.08.40.30] * Mazzie cries
[2002.04.08.08.40.32] <N00dleBoy> You get what?
[2002.04.08.08.40.35] <Medlir> You thought it was all me?
[2002.04.08.08.40.48] <N00dleBoy> Wooo!
[2002.04.08.08.40.52] <Medlir> Mazzie must not use a decent font. :P
[2002.04.08.08.41.10] <N00dleBoy> This is highly amusing.
[2002.04.08.08.41.15] * N00dleBoy comforts Mazzie
[2002.04.08.08.41.28] <Medlir> That would have seemed crazy if you didn't see the multiple names. :D
[2002.04.08.08.41.50] <Mazzie> I didn't know what to think