March 16th, 2001



From: *** ******
Subject: Headhouse

When removing the walk-in incubator in the head house, it was discovered that something very smelly was spilled underneath it. We are testing to see what it is but in the mean time do not go into the head house. It is so smelly that you wouldn't want to anyway.


"We're a gov't lab and something smelly was found growing under our giant incubator. Beware! It may be intelligent and could very likely want to take over the Lab, and possibly the world."