"Valentine's Day. When couples try and pretend that an arbitrary point in time will somehow hold emotional significance, and tide over the cracks in failing relationships. The time of year when baubles, trinkets, and cellulite-friendly sugar products turn men into knights on white steeds."
"You want to subscribe to sentimental claptrap? Then go sign up for www.aol.com, www.ivillage.com, or even www.msn.com."
Source: Tom's Hardware